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Beer Date: Wednesday, September 02, 2015
"These Rabble and their damnable beer. Harrumpff!"
— Dr Meinfartz Schmellgut
The Brewing Rabble is an organization of committed home brewers and craft-beer drinkers. The club is geographically based in Stevens County, Washington and the surrounding area. In existence since 1996 the Brewing Rabble usually meet on the occasion of the first Saturday of every month. The Club lives by the Cervantian notion that "We brew when we have occasion, and sometimes when we have no occasion", at least occasionally.
Next Meeting -   5 Septmber, Saturday, Noon at Pat's for the Annual IPA Competition.
View the Exciting Minutes of the last meeting here (they may drive you to drink)!
Contact for additional information or if you just want to be even more disappointed in this web site.

Annual IPA Competition
Bring your Northwest Style IPA, 8 bucks, and you're in.
Judging done on a flat 1 to 10 scale. Leave your nuanced, mansy-boy preferences at home. The best beer wins.
Potluck afterwards.

Brauerei Hummel Featured Brewery: Brauerei Fässla

WANTED by the International Court of Justice!
The "Kolsch Bandit"
Have You Seen This Man?

Jet-setting Leisure Criminal sometimes called "the Jackal" or the "Kolsch Bandit".
Wanted by various governments for serial misdemeanors.
Set record making INTERPOL's most annoying list.
Known to compulsively skinny-dip in fermenting beer vats.
Condemned by the German Republic for 463 violations of the Reinheitsgebot.
Presence cited as cause for panic in the European Community and destabilization of the EURO.
Proclaimed an Ex-Patriot of Earth by UN General Assembly.
Returned by alien abductors branded "Unfit for Probing or Experimentation".
Deported by Red China for taking a leak on the Great Wall.
Only person currently on Border Patrol's "No Entry" list.
Approach with caution and give him all of your beer.

Dues Paid for 2015:
Craig McCarty
Nick Johnson
Joel S
Jim I   
Ferd V 
Barry M 
Tim F
Pat Garvey 
Jerry P
Bill B
Jack & Sylvia
Merge & Theresa
Nick Force
Patrick Irwin
Jim Pitts

Election Results. The 2015 officers are:
VP - Bill, Jim, and Jack (or was it Moe, Larry, and Curly?)
Secretary: Nick Johnson
Treasurer: Pat Garvey
Sgt At Arms: Vacant
Restroom Attendant: Sylvia
Sparge Bastard: Tim Floener
Hop Nazi: Berry Madison
Sensitivity Counselor: Craig McCarty
Minority Ombudsman: Bill Beatty


Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

When chemists die, they barium.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro, what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too

A Brief History of the Brewing Rabble (Revised! With a brand new foreword by former president, "El Obtusco")
OK. Not really. But the dearth of content on this website required some window dressing.
BEHOLD - A Brief History of the BREW Club

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"He who lie down with beer, wake up with rat in pants."
— Moo Fong

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comments to
[1If drinking had a name, it would be Oliver Reed.]  [2The Joker:
Why so serious?
]  [3Dr. Evil:
One Million Dollars!
]  [4Winston Churchill:
Has taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of him
]  [5Hell Boy:
How big can it be?
(That's what she said.)
]  [6Klaus Nomi:
Don't ask.
]  [7Brewing Rabble:
Pookie likes beer too.

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