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Beer Date: Monday, May 30, 2016
"The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence."
Alex - A Clockwork Orange
The Brewing Rabble is an organization of committed home brewers and craft-beer drinkers. The club is geographically based in Stevens County, Washington and the surrounding area. In existence since 1996 the Brewing Rabble usually meet on the occasion of the first Saturday of every month. The Club lives by the Cervantian notion that "We brew when we have occasion, and sometimes when we have no occasion", at least occasionally.
Next Meeting -   14 May, Saturday, at Jack and Sylvia's for Big Brew Day. 6 AM open for Brewing. Noon or after brewing Potluck and Brews, the usual. Note this is the 2d Saturday in May.
View the Exciting Minutes of the last meeting here (they may drive you to drink)!
Contact for additional information or if you just want to be even more disappointed in this web site.

FLASH: National Brew Task Force seeks help from Brewing Rabble!

Beer Summit (developing)
With tensions mounting at the southern border everyone wonders "How will the beer get through?". The Feds have turned to the Brewing Rabble for help in these delicate international negotiations. Pictured: Unidentified Rabble Ambassador, engaged in serious talks with Pan-Latin Envoy, Don Jose del Casadia. Don Jose, the love child of Raul Castro and Vicente Fox, is an internationally acclaimed beer expert.

Talks are under way and among the sensitive topics discussed will be:
> Urinal rights for Tecate drinkers.
> Organized Craft Beer Assimilation Fests.
> Anchor Bottles. Just one or let the whole six-pack in.

The Brewing Rabble are very concerned about outreach, especially (here it comes..Groan!) when we are out reaching for a beer.

2016 Elections Results:
President: Nick
Vice President(s): Jim, Barry, Crystal
Treasurer: Pat
Secretary: Jack
Sparge Bastard: Merge
Sensitivity Counselor: Craig
Bathroom Attendant: Nick F.
Hop Nazi: Jerry
Sergeant at Arms: Bill
Minority Ombudsman:
Grain Hunter: Joel

Dues Paid for 2016:
Bill Beatty
Jim Irwin
Crystal Wood
Nick Johnson
Randy C.
Nick F.


Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

When chemists die, they barium.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro, what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too

A Brief History of the Brewing Rabble (Revised! With a brand new foreword by former president, "El Obtusco")
OK. Not really. But the dearth of content on this website required some window dressing.
BEHOLD - A Brief History of the BREW Club

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"He who lie down with beer, wake up with rat in pants."
Moo Fong

Sloppyright 2016
comments to
[1If drinking had a name, it would be Oliver Reed.]  [2The Joker:
Why so serious?
]  [3Dr. Evil:
One Million Dollars!
]  [4Winston Churchill:
Has taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of him
]  [5Hell Boy:
How big can it be?
(That's what she said.)
]  [6Klaus Nomi:
Don't ask.
]  [7Brewing Rabble:
Pookie likes beer too.

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- Ferdinand

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